As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long (that) Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone. I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline, Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin. But if you finish all of your chores, and i finish mine, Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699.

We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise
I churned butter once or twice
Livin' in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Livin' in an Amish paradise

I just knew I'd see Amish Paradise come up when it was the first thing I thought of when I read the post.

Ah. One off the classics

They may not be Mennonite but he'll bed her tonight.

Badum-tiss