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[-] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 130 points 1 year ago

That guy must feel so included. Very wholesome.

[-] DudePluto@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago
[-] moosetwin@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago
[-] Streetdog@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
[-] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago
[-] vd1n@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's cool. I get punched for that.

Edit: didn't mean to post tinder you... But I'm too lazy to fix it so I figured Id take more time out of my life to write this explanation of why my post is threaded to yours. And omg life is so fucked my misspelling of "under" auto corrected to tinder. God save us.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

"post tinder" would probably be like the regret you feel after seeing the thousands of likes your 2/10 female friend has and your 2 likes that are bots.

[-] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

I have a friend that has tourrette's we have drag him kicking and screaming to go out. Its a horrible affliction, and he has one of the mildest forms. Just random head ticks no outbursts. Also he won't drink as the ticks become more frequent and extreme.

But we'll be damned that he stays hold in his house. After we get him out he enjoys himself once his nerves calm down and he realizes nobody is staring when he ticks.

[-] G_Wash1776@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Lmao just bros being bros

[-] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Dudes rock moment

[-] retrieval4558@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Read that in Theo Von's voice

[-] GreenCrush@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Red scare podcast?

this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2023
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