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[–] flei@feddit.de 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] MsFlammkuchen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago

Initial commit

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I have on multiple occasions done a much more verbose variant of that: "I genuinely cannot remember what I changed"

[–] justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 years ago
[–] cout970@programming.dev 13 points 2 years ago

"Improve performance by removing a function that never did anything" the story of my life

[–] Mixel@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Eigentlich fertig" was for an IP subnet calculator that I programmed with a fellow student

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Und uneigentlich? :D

[–] kometes@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

"If you are reading this, you are in the wrong branch."

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

"idk what happened but it works fine now"

[–] zsh@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

“i cant believe this works i think”

[–] bazzett@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

"Updated README"

[–] NinjaFox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago
[–] Mon732@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Forgot to commit changes lol"

I also apparently forgot append was a thing

[–] neclimdul@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I'm ashamed... It's simply "bump deps"

Did I also touch some code and tests connected to dependency updates. Yes.

Did I document any of that? No.

Did I spend more time writing this comment the thinking about the commit. Most definitely.

Will I be bisecting to this commit after our next deploy and cursing at myself? Probably.

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

this is terrible, will rewrite later

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Added missing lifecycle blocks"

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago
[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

"push files"

(It's a personal repo for homework assignments)

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] trigg@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] pp99@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago
[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

How am I supposed to do that I'm waiting for docker to rebuild my image to know if my new configuration fucks everything

[–] mawacode@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

"Move from GitHub to Forgejo"

[–] experbia@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"fixed. whoops..."

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

"relearning c++ arrays again"

[–] tonyn@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago
[–] odium@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

merge staging

[–] Ilflish@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

"can still be better but priority changed"

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

"formatting and typo"

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Cargon@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago
[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

"TLDR..."

I'm kidding, my applications are so simple version control would be synonymous with entire rewrites as I lean new things.

[–] Worthstream@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

"fix previous commit"

[–] Sunrosa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"Default rating"

[–] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

"Added brew to list of accepted package managers"

From my "install all the things" script I host on github

[–] owsei@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

"src/utils/typing: added tests for isArray"

we have 90% coverage minimum

[–] Ponziani@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Fixes issues in PR

[–] miv403@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Trarmp@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

e12fa3b (HEAD -> main, origin/main) No

[–] rckoenes@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

“Expanded unit test to cover new functionality” true story

[–] ClemaX@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Refactor package structure

[–] jroid8@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"feat: replace every function in FunctionIdentifier with a single closure

My goal with less-function-id was to create a more neat solution but instead it turned into something far more ugly and limiting" You sometimes think a solutioniis good and neat until you implement it

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

chore: update image tag

[–] LeLachs@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

(translated from German) I can't write

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago

"Docker Compose v2"

basically had to alter a few of my Ansible recipes