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Anon is in health class (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 52 points 3 months ago

Me in 7th grade listing every possible drug in the fucking world to the school nurse and police officer that came to our school to tell us why drugs are bad. My friend learnt the formula of speed if i remember correctly and recited it with a straight ass poker face 💀

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 11 points 3 months ago

That was propably the most funny shit I can even imagine. Great job for this. I bet the officer don't see such stuff that often.

[-] don@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Ass poker, that’s a new one

[-] orwellianlocksmith@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago
[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 59 points 3 months ago

Only one student submitted the assignment and absolutely butchered the spelling so they clearly didn't give a fuck. Nobody else gave a fuck because they didn't submit anything. The teacher stopped giving a fuck and left.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Nah teacher was hung over and went to go puke.

[-] Butterpaderp@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

I wish teachers made enough money to buy themselves alcohol

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Teachers should be smart enough to know that with just some sugar and water you'll have alcohol (yeast is everywhere)

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Psh, maybe the chemistry teacher.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

*me when my sugar wine starts to bubble*

YEAH, SCIENCE, BITCH!

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

If they didn’t they would go into DTs pretty quick.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

What does rushing Dark Templar got to do with that?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I haven't thought of Starcraft for a long time.

I should install and lose another ten years of my life.

this post was submitted on 10 May 2024
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