1 point for the episode/main plot. 1 point for the joke/scene.
Also points are made up and don't matter
Marge there’s a spider by my keys!
You did the right thing calling me. SHOO! SHOO!
Enjoy it now because when you're a grown-up you'll have to take care of yourself.
Correct!
I was going to say this could be from any episode, but then I saw @lighttrails' comment and I'm sure they're right
Yeah my hope is to include a photo that isn't impossibly generic, but this one is hard.
Is it the episode where Marge fantasizes about Chad Sexington, the spokesjack of Burly paper towels, which somehow leads to finding Smithers' father's corpse in the quarry?
No... But that is a good episode I'll have to keep in mind
Everything related to The Simpsons!