Futurama

Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?

Do a flip!

Shutup baby, i know it

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

"I can guarantee you anything you want."

Me, Bender.

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)

Just reminded of my true favorite:

Save it for the cross burning, Adolf

I'm back baby!

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force.

Shut up baby I know it

I'll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!

You know what? Forget X

Bender Bender Bender!

Bender Bender Bender!

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

Bite my shiny metal ass

Screw you! I'll make my own quote, with blackjack and hookers!

I've got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they're gone.

Fry: "For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own."
Bender: "We all feel like that all the time. You don't hear us gassing on about it."

"Shampoo doesn't expire, baby!" is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.

Daffodils.

Leela cracked corn, and I don't care
Fry cracked corn, I still don't care
Bender cracked corn and he is great
Take that you stupid corn!