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hush rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 94 points 3 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes XD

[-] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 71 points 3 months ago

Wow i didnt knew biden was a chess player

[-] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 months ago

And a grandmaster at that! Has such unpresidented talent ever been seen on this world?

[-] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 5 points 3 months ago

Actually he is a grand wizard ...

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago

what a fucking shitshow that incident was, jesus christ.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If you want to do this with my, uh, insert, i'll be a good kitty all the time :3

I don't even fight the neighbors cat how I can fight the Palestinians

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 months ago

I want an internet controlled plug but all I hear is how terrible the involved companies are, privacy wise. Fuck, maybe I'll make my own, I'm already casting grinding toys. I'm sure some people have put together an open source project for the hardware and software portions.

Subby internet sluts unite!

[-] refalo@programming.dev 17 points 3 months ago
[-] dditty@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Of course this already exists lol

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

open source framework supporting sex toys are definitely the way. That way you can put them on your open source software powered local network, which is powered in turn, by open source hardware designs, manufactured locally to boost economic output. While utilizing other open source software tools to be able to interact with the required open source software implementation needed to use said sex toy.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

this is definitely one of the times i've been glad i'm able to read.

[-] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 3 months ago

lmaooooo

I will never be this clever ๐Ÿ˜ข

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

I think that's for the best.

[-] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

I don't think "clever" is the right word

[-] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

what's the word then? cut the suspense and tell us

[-] JayDee@lemmy.ml 29 points 3 months ago

I thought this meme was showing someone using an app to fuck with the president's state-issued implant/pacemaker. Not the implant I was thinking.

[-] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 8 points 3 months ago

I also thought that, but I have already saved the meme...

[-] Brickardo@feddit.nl 26 points 3 months ago

Do I want to know what this meme is about? The comments before me clearly scream no you don't, but curiosity on the other hand...

[-] refalo@programming.dev 34 points 3 months ago

the app is for controlling a sex toy

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago
[-] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 months ago

Shoutout to boost at this point for still not supporting spoilers btw. /s
@rmayayo@lemmy.world if you needed a reason, observe

[-] Blyfh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Sync as well ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[-] variants@possumpat.io 7 points 3 months ago

It's like an episode of always sunny where they send frank I structures for his chess match with a butt plug controlled by a phone

[-] ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

It's always sunny? Hans Niemann did that in real life

[-] variants@possumpat.io 2 points 3 months ago

Wow haha had to look that up

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 20 points 3 months ago

Hey fuck you i had to fucking look at this >:(

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

you chose to click on it, i presume?

if so, welcome to the club, you're part of the internet corner enjoyers club now.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 months ago

Holy shit this is amazing. From one shitlord to another, I salute you, sir, and all you do.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 months ago
[-] tauonite@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

More like

Oh Mi Bod

[-] yukijoou@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago

better be running buttplug.io

[-] NoFood4u@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Features:

  • Implemented in Rust

Of course

[-] yukijoou@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

please don't put rust in your asshole

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

Help this hurts my brain

[-] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 4 points 3 months ago

fine i laughed

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