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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Investing in a license plate from Maine that just says "Event" and driving around at low speeds while smoothly sliding on and taking off my sunglasses was also probably not helpful.

[–] muse@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Actually no our polls indicate that helped your numbers

[–] SeattleRain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least they're not setting it on fire like they did when the H2 was released.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Given all the problems they've had so far, the trucks may well end up lighting themselves on fire.

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