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Anon catches her boyfriend in a private moment (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works 160 points 1 month ago

Assuming this is real, this is probably some shit he used to do when he was a kid, maybe with his parents or older sibling or something, and he still occasionally does it because of nostalgia or habit. Maybe he only just then realized it was weird for an adult to do. I'm really reading a lot into this, but that was my first thought is all

[-] knolord@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago

Honestly, that would be the most plausible explanation and for me at least that indicates a good father-son relationship, as this would be some shit my father would be doing with me when I was a toddler.

But I also assume that the actual OOP is hand guy and he imagines a potential partner catching him in the act.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We affectionately call this 'The CLAW!!!!!'.

I had no idea why we did it... but it's probably because of a wrestler back in the 80s called Baron von Raschke

I recommend everyone do this to children everywhere. They eat that shit up.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

It's in a Jim Carrey film too, I seem to recall.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Oh shit I do remember that... That's too new for us though. I'm glad he kept it alive.

Liar liar. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jVF-ugA2Atk

[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 144 points 1 month ago

Anyone who icks over their partner having a little bit of harmless, dumb fun doesn't deserve their partner IMO

[-] Shalakushka@kbin.social 73 points 1 month ago

Using "the ick" unironically is way worse

[-] stembolts@programming.dev 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Add a Baby Yoda oven mitt and I'm in.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Coming to get you, the hand is.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

You sick fuck

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 month ago

can confirm, this is some boredom shit.

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Nobody is gonna comment how weird it is that she went to his place unannounced and sneaked into his room to spy on him instead of ringing the door bell or calling for him when she enters?

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 99 points 1 month ago

she has a key and didn't want to wake him. It's not weird if they're close

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

Absolutely. If you’re dating for 6+ months, you get keys and the expectation not to wake someone when they might be sleeping. Respecting boundaries is sexy as fuck.

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

She has a key, they are close and somehow she is doubting the relationship cause she saw him do silly things when he thought he was alone?

[-] bastion@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Interestingly, successful relationships require making mistakes, accepting them, and growing. If she hadn't learned that now, she will.

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Nobody made a mistake here though? She just needs to chill, if the biggest worry she has is how silly her boyfriends can be when alone then she already has the perfect relationship

[-] bastion@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Well, she seems to have maybe made a mistake in judging it.. ..but, that's natural. It takes time for people to become comfortable with 'weird' things. There aren't as many examples of people being quirky as there are of people being image obsessed, and that's hard for some people to shake.

But overall, agreed.

[-] bbb@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

Fellas, is it icky to have an imagination?

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 month ago

Fake story, no real girl would potray themselves as a child in an image on 4chan

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 42 points 1 month ago

I think you underestimate how degenerate women can be.

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 month ago

Women can't and don't exist

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

They're a corporate conspiracy to get foolish young men to waste their money on diamonds and flowers.

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

This guy is on to something

[-] bastion@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

Can confirm, encountered degenerate woman.

[-] idiomaddict@feddit.de 34 points 1 month ago

OP doesn’t say they’re a woman

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

May I remind you Belle Delphine went all in on using weeb culture to get her success. Dunno if she has any actual affinity towards it. Also the amount of women showing off how "breedable" they are in some subreddits I've come across in the past.

[-] c0ber@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago

anon does not deserve him

[-] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 16 points 1 month ago

I would have tried to scare him as the hand reaches him.

[-] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago

They should have immediately reached out their hand and run over saying "The hand is coming to get you!"

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I'm glad Stanley Spadowski found love

[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wait until she hears my Tourette's kick in while I think I'm alone in the shower...

This is some junior high, "Ermagerd, he's embarrassing me!" level bullshit. A normal, mature person would think it was amusing, and not worry about it.

But this is 4chan, so it never happened.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I do this with my phone's flashlight, projecting my hand onto the ceiling

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Fake: nobody on 4chan is in a relationship

Gay: there are no women on 4chan

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