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She wrote inside: "You're the best parents I ever had".

I'm so proud of her.

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[–] jesterraiin@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't understand the joke.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Presumably, they're the only parents she's ever had.

I tell my kids all the time whenever I say something they don't like that I'm the meanest Dad they'll ever have....

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s the same joke as when I tell my sister that she’s my favourite sibling, she’s also my only sibling and consequently my least favourite sibling too.

[–] radix@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Gotta love the well-ordering principle!

[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I think the daughter only had them as parents, hence they are aautomatically the best parent she had? I am a bit confused as well.

[–] SeeJayEmm@lemmy.procrastinati.org 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's like when I tell my son he's my favourite child. He's my only child.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

and he replies back "well, you're my least favorite dad."

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Second favorite. It's more positive than least favorite. Dad jokes aren't negative.

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The best joke in all of 30 Rock is when Tracy is complaining that his kids don't respect him, and shows Liz the mug they got him reading "#4 DAD".

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Lol that's great

[–] AppaYipYip@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My mom told my brother he's her favorite son (he's her only son) and I'm her second favorite daughter (I'm her only daughter). We were confused and my mom said we have a secret older sister. We're pretty sure she is joking but what if????

[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So the surgeon was the mother?

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Doing the best with what she’s got

[–] lnsfw3@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 years ago

You did a good job parenting. She could have called you the worst.

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 2 points 2 years ago

She's Dad now.