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[-] phaeton83@lemmy.world 116 points 1 year ago

Can we please not bring needless self censorship here? It's bad enough on reddit.

[-] cyclohexane@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 year ago

Chances are this was done before it reached lemmy, because other platforms (notably Facebook) will give you trouble otherwise.

[-] notepass@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

We should still point it out to not give other users the idea that it would be required.

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[-] z3n0x@feddit.de 28 points 1 year ago

Will no one think of the aDVerTiSeRS?

[-] keefshape@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This right here is what echoes through my brain through decades of advertisers becoming 'the backbone of the internet'.

Like really, take a step back. Whose platform are you co-opting?!

Internet existed before advertisers (on the internet). Period. Hard stop.

I will even edit it a Furthermore! here. Diatribe style!

The people making the posts and comments are the platform. The platform has shown it is mutable, and goes where it thrives best. It has always been this way since the dawn of dialup. 🤜

It's even more annoying because it's done in such a half-assed manner.

[-] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Masterbate*

SEX*

Fixed those for ya

[-] mozingo@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Masturbate* Fixed that for you

[-] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Thank you gracious scholar

[-] zdrvr@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago

I'm so glad that a and e got censored. I was about to be soooo offended.

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

I got offended by the censor.

[-] glennglog22@kbin.social 39 points 1 year ago
[-] o0joshua0o@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

It must be nice to not have to care about lasting too much/too little time.

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[-] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

I last too long for most normally. I've even faked orgasms. I wish i was orgasmic as these MFs

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[-] Drop_All_Users@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

"Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous"

[-] MrMamiya@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

The thing people miss is that Woogie was trying to sabotage the night for him.

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[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Watching that movie after it was revealed that Brett Favre was kind of a scumbag is even funnier.

[-] veroxii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Is it true that if you don’t use it, you lose it?

[-] Hnazant@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Not right before, but helps to do regular to not be a 1 minute man.

[-] ChapolinColoradoNZ@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Can relate. I guess every guy had that issue at a young age when you got blue balls and just looking forward that date when you'll get to release it, just to be touched once and have to step out to clean yourself. You'll NEVER make the same mistake again.

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I'm a dude but I've read experiences from some women online that they're actually perfectly fine with men blowing their first load quickly, some even considered it flattering. After all you can go for a second round relatively quickly and what I've heard most women are fine with that so maybe doing everything to last longer right off the bat might not be the best thing.

[-] nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info 5 points 1 year ago

Pro tip: don't pee before sex to last longer

[-] seumadruga@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 1 year ago

For me is the opposite

[-] OppositeOfOxymoron@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago

Only because my GF won't get me off first.

[-] Quill0@lemmy.digitalfall.net 5 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, I'm in antidepressants!

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