So no banana

Not arguing, I'm just shit posting

Brah, how the fuck people be sleeping in clothes? I legit can't even do just underwear, I turn so often that even they get twisted up

This isn't right either, upvotes are for whatever I want and downvotes are for whatever I want. Ima fucking downvoted myself now after I post this comment

Yeah happened to me too in the late 30s. This is the real midlife crisis, trying to come to terms with existential nihilism, it's not buying a fucking red convertible..

Sweet, looks like I know 50% German

Mine does the same thing every morning, sits at her bowl, I open the cupboard door and pull out bag of food, start to tip it and as soon as the first tiny biscuit hits the bowl she fucking dives into it, her head pushing the bag away stopping me for adding more food so she snaps up the 10 or 12 that I managed to get in the bowl, then the other 10 or 12 that fell around the floor and then looks up at me and meows and I just stare back at her wondering if today is the day I stop owning a cat

It's all good. As an old man now I can confirm we stay cool, it's the kids that aren't with it.

40w Edison's

You mean c*nsor

People are like onions?

I finally cracked today and moved to .ml