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[-] evidences@lemmy.world 83 points 2 months ago

Oooohhhh double encrypted, just one more easy exploit and we'll get double secret encryption!

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago
[-] evidences@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

ROT26 is how I store all my passwords on my PC

[-] bokherif@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

We base64'd your data for enhanced encryption!!!1!1!

[-] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

You're out! Finished, expelled! I want you off this SSD at 9 o'clock Monday morning!

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You're right. We gotta do something.

Absolutely.

You know what we gotta do?

Toga party.

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 41 points 2 months ago
[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

now with biometrics added for extra flavor.

[-] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

So that just means anyone BUT Microsoft will have a harder time trying to find out what you're doing.

Are they missing the fucking point?

[-] ji17br@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Depends how they implemented the encryption. But you’re probably right

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago

Double-dog super mega no tag-backs cross my heart and hope to die Triple Lindy Dangerfield encrypted

[-] Eyedust@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Too late. Still not enough to keep me from going back to Linux. Especially now that I'm all excited to try NixOS with Hyprland. This was your last mistake, Microsoft. 🫤

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Triple encrypted or nothing.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Why not? It worked for DES until AES came about

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Triple encrypted, always eraseis, touch blue makes it true. *LALALALA*

[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You can't triple stamp a double stamp! You can't triple stamp a double stamp!

[-] mojoaar@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Recall has been....recalled? M$ needs to remove this crap totally - security incident waiting to happen 👿

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works -3 points 2 months ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa... The Linux fans ASSURED me this would be both a feature you can't turn off, and a feature they bury the toggle for deep under layers of frustration.

Surprised pikachu

[-] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world -3 points 2 months ago

Much bitching about nothing.

This is just fancy locally stored tokens.

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