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[-] oxomoxo@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

I have this down the street from my house and I asked a lineman about it. He was saying they will never leave this on power lines, just on the telecom lines. The arborists work for the power company, because even thought the utility poles are jointly owned the power company has the highest risk so they are responsible for management.

They will always remove the wood from power lines because wood is somewhat conductive, especially when it still fresh because of the water content. Leaving it on a high voltage line can increase the potential for a short. They don’t bother to cut them completely off the telecom lines because there is no risk of shock but a big risk to line damage. If they damage the telecom line they have to pay high fees to the telecom company for repair and risk creating an outage. Also the lines are designed to bear a certain amount of weight, as engineer have accounted for natural burdens like trees, ice and animals.

Also the wood eventually rots after a few seasons and will eventually fall off on its own.

[-] Badeendje@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

This could be absolute nonsense.. but it sounds legit.. so I'll believe you internet stranger. Have my up vote.

[-] oxomoxo@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

I was curious if what I had been told had any reference online, a quick search did turn up this post which pretty much says the same:

[-] TheBest@midwest.social 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Worked as a telecom lineman, he's not wrong, but we (our company personally) normally go the extra steps to remove it for aesthetic reasons. Helps when the job is done and the foreman is doing his review walks.

[-] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I have suggestions:

  1. high voltage. Let the wire burn its way thru the wood.
  2. just replace that section of the wire.
  3. it actually looks kinda stable already. Maybe just sell tickets to view it.
[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 20 points 3 months ago

sell tickets to view it

capitalism intensifies

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 6 points 3 months ago

I'm not sure we can take much more intensity tho...

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[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

No matter the solution, sell tickets and build in ad blocks

[-] ThatOreoCookie@lemmings.world 22 points 3 months ago

Would love to watch the beavers go brrrrrrrrriiieeeuuuuuuuuuuu on a jetpack 🤣

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

A very skilled chainsaw operator on a trampoline

[-] Blackout@kbin.run 15 points 3 months ago

Stick a ladder under it with a "Free Firewood" sign.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 10 points 3 months ago

Takes ladder🪜, uses it for firewood. Mission accomplished, mostly. :-P

[-] TheCannonball@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if we would just chuck woodchucks?

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

A woodchuck would chuck what a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck woodchucks.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 3 months ago

You move, thats not your neighbourhood anymore.

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago

More like neighbor wood

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

i dunno i think beavers and woodpeckers would end up not being precise enough and biting through wire.

termites will be the slow but safer option here

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Termites are very precise. Eat all the wood until the wood is gone and don't eat anything else.

[-] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 9 points 3 months ago

Send the electrical company to build a parallel power line, then encapsulate the troubled cable in quantum confinement and destroy of with anti matter.

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

You just wait for the next storm. When the lines fall, they will be gone.

[-] Lycist@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Termite paratroopers could work. Attach a brain organoid backpack to each terminate, and let them roll.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Flame throwers.

[-] fubarx@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Organic high-voltage capacitors. Very common in Scandinavia.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

Drone with a flamethrower

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago

Squirt gun with piranha solution

Maybe it's a beaver drug dealer

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Pray tell, what were the suggestions?

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 7 points 3 months ago

I'd go with lumberjack on stilts

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Thoughts and prayers seem to work well

[-] pyrflie@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Wait, the voltage will burn through the wood for cheaper than dispatch.

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Found the PG&E employee

Edit: mixed up the monopolistic power companies in the US

[-] erp@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Artificially accelerate the evolution of flying fungi, to break down dat fibrous lignin even faster! Either that or toss a pair of shoes up there so the wood doesn't get lonely.

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Lignin balls! Gottem!

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