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Like holy shit this country deserves it.

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[–] davel@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hail thee to the bid-e-n!

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[–] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

not being so suicidal you want the world to go out with you

mari-smug

[–] liberaldeathsquads@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

The world is good, america is bad!

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

no. theres people i love and care about. if i keep pushing i know theres a good life ahead of me.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In my communist utopia everyone gets their own nuke to combat the power of Stalin's comically large spoon.

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

You're not a real commie unless you want to drop the nuke yourself

[–] git@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I’d prefer instant vaporisation due to implosion like the Titan sub.

Just send me down with some ear defenders, sleeping pills, and a good book and I’ll never experience the moment I get switched off.

[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Id take one for the team

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

people tend to think 'i'll walk into the mushroom cloud and instantly die' not linger for weeks/months severely injured, sick, and starving to death, but unless you live very close to a guaranteed target i wouldn't put money down on instantaneous not-having-to-bother. you'll actually have way more problems

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

whatever it takes to kill me

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I prefer Calvin's tact displayed here.

I would much prefer to be launched into a black hole. On my right side, because I'm a side sleeper, plus then I can look out along the accretion disk and watch billions of years pass by before I get spaghettified and sucked into the mind of God.