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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 43 points 2 weeks ago

You know winters coming when the helicopters start flying south again.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago

To lay their helicopter eggs

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

Plane eggs are luggage I used to artificially inseminate them

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, so that's why my suitcase disappeared. It must have hatched

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 weeks ago

Coming from someone who put their phone number in their username

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So... I called it. It's a place called Redemption Service. They told me I could redeem my $100 gift card lol.

Their website is ridiculous.

Master the Legal/Law Matrix! Master the Debt/Money Matrix! America’s #1 and “ORIGINAL” UCC / Redemption, Secured Party Creditor, and Sovereignty Source for Liberty and Freedom

I don't recommend giving them any traffic.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Shut up greg

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

See he jokes but the white house tour probably gets at least one weirdo on a daily basis

[-] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

On an hourly basis

[-] xc2215x@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I get Greg.

this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2024
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