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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by CenturionKing@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Roger couldn't remember if Foreman B. Eavers specified whether the 90 degree bend was to the left, or the right, so he got one of each, just to be safe.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I like this one.

[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

This was just on socials with the tag:

He's bringing parts for his spaceship so he can go to otter space

[-] Zier@fedia.io 15 points 1 month ago

I told him to fix the leak before it became a flood. No one ever listens to me!!!

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Chasing pipe dreams

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The job skills aptitude test said I otter be a plumber.

I just want to be a dancer...

[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

“Hold your breath”

“Kick your legs”

“Tuck your elbows into your chest”

“I think I can win this thing!”

[-] Prinny@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Today is the last day they'll make me sort stuff. They won't be needing these!

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Narrator: Beavers are masters of their habitat, cutting and moving wood up to 2- 3 times their own size. But marine otters part-time as certified Level 1 Plumbers. Journeyman otters already know 3 different types of pipe welding techniques... and perfer doing so while on their backs!

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Damn you Dopeman Steve, this Elbow joint will not light.

[-] CiPhr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’ve got em! Wait till I show the guys how to shove your hands through em!

[-] starlord@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago
[-] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

IMPACT MEME FONT: TAKE THESE Ls

[-] twistypencil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You heard of pipe dream, this was a pipe nightmare

[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Birth control in ancient times.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Repeatedly asking "Why would I lie?" really makes it seem like he's lying, lol. I wouldn't have even considered it if hadn't brought it up.

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Human, I don't need this. Take it back.

[-] CenturionKing@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don't flush the toilet yet. I am on my way!

this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2024
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