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[-] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 92 points 5 months ago
[-] TAYRN@lemmy.world 41 points 5 months ago

Thank you for proving this wrong.

But please let me live in this world where a dongfish has a horngus for just a little while longer.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I can't wait for you to learn about the retro encabulator. https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w?si=w-7lwyxCwsl4NpLR

[-] TAYRN@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Holy shit. I never thought I'd live to see the effective prevention of side fumbling. We truly live in a world,

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

I disagree with science, let us have the dongfish.

[-] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 months ago

Magic is physics through sheer will

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago

Is that the competitor of the Plumbus?

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

No, actually, that's where the dinglebop comes from. Dongfish used to be selectively bred for dinglebop-rich dillsacks, farmed in inhumane conditions, and killed with most of the fish going to waste. Modern farming methods use a small incision on the scungle to attach a catheter to the rumpleflap (not shown on the picture) where excess dinglebop would be excreted anyway.

[-] poissonDistribution@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

First, they take the dinglebop

[-] genuineparts@infosec.pub 5 points 5 months ago

When they came for the dinglebops I said nothing becasue I was not a dinglebop.

[-] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There's at least five good names to call someone you don't like here.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 months ago

I agree with this dillsack

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This scungle has a point.

[-] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 5 months ago

"Attached" is insane, I can't believe they put that in this very serious sentance

[-] Blyfh@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

This is the best performance of this.

https://youtu.be/08mUpBKLMFk

this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2024
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