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[-] terraborra@lemmy.nz 42 points 1 month ago

How many idiots can argue on a pinhead?

[-] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 29 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, the unknown minerals.... that you know about.

[-] wesker 29 points 1 month ago

Nope, Chuck Testa.

[-] circuitfarmer 22 points 1 month ago

There is so much weird shit like that from the Bible (or the apocrypha). And so many people who eat it up.

"-im" is a Hebrew plural morpheme. The root "nephil" means something like bully or tyrant. Take from that what you will.

But, most of these crazies don't care what the original text said. They read something that is a translation of a translation of a translation, and then they still think it is infallible, and plenty of ridiculous antics ensue. The understanding of Nephilim as angels or giants or whatever comes from one particular game of telephone played over thousands of years.

[-] odium@programming.dev 19 points 1 month ago

We need to get the mutually incompatible conspiracy theorists to argue with each other and waste their own time instead of arguing with sane ppl and wasting their time.

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

It doesn’t work because either they find a way to make their theories compatible; there can still be logical inconsistencies, because ultimately the theories aren’t logically sound anyway.

Alternatively, they write one another off as delusional. A person who doesn’t believe in any conspiracy theories can still be “saved”, but someone who believes another incompatible theory is beyond redemption.

[-] ahornsirup@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

It's like the story with the three Jesuses. Lock three people who believe they're literally Jesus into a room, all of them walk out still believing that they're Jesus, and convinced that you just locked them into a room with two madmen.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

This has me going down some rabbit holes on Wikipedia.

Basically so far, I’ve read about Cain and Able and how God favored Able over Cane, which made Cain jealous enough to kill his brother. To which God curses Cain with a “mark” - which incidentally was used against darker skinned folks by the Christian church to justify racism because dark skin was seen as the “mark” of Cain.

It was because of “human sin and the Nephilim” that the world became corrupted, and this made God want to wipe out humankind for it. Noah being the only good guy left was the chosen one of course. He had to get seven pairs of clean animals and one pair of unclean animals - my Southern Baptist upbringing always taught one pair of each.

After the flood, God didn’t like that humanity was getting along with each other and didn’t like that they were working together to build the Tower of Babel, so he decides it’s better to divide humanity with different languages and “sets them apart with confusion.”

That’s as far as I’ve gotten so far. It’s really interesting given what Ive been taught, compared to what the stories really say. Not to mention, God is truly the OG troll and a huge asshole.

[-] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Old testament God: all powerful. All knowing. All seeing. Somehow constantly surprised.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Manipulative and abusive is more like it. A grade-A narcissist, who delights in gaslighting and overpromising to garner control over those he feels are far inferior to him.

[-] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

So a regular dictator. So human of him...

[-] evidences@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

No no, what's actually going on here is it's a bunch of blizzard fanboys. The aliens they're talking about are the Naaru and the person talking about the nephalim are blaming diablo 3 players implying they were sucking to many company resources away from WoW.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Moooooooo moo moo moo!

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

So an intelligence capable of interstellar travel came here... to grab rocks?

[-] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

No, angels did. Angels came to strip mine the earth, build a pyramid, then fuck off.

[-] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

No they didn't, Nefilim

[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Not "a" pyrimad, they built Pyramids all over the world!

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Aliens ate the last cookie in the cookie jar.

[-] janAkali@lemmy.one 6 points 1 month ago

nope, Nephilim

[-] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Relevant stand up: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2a65Q0X8R6A Starts around 1:30 but it's all good

[-] minticecream@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Nice job at censoring names.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oh crap.

Fixing that.

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