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submitted 1 month ago by Shadow@lemmy.ca to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 58 points 1 month ago

They ain't in Hell. They're just so hidden that not even Death finds them. (Death doesn't know the "shake the food bowl to make your cat resurface from wherever she was" trick.)

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You can't do pspsps without lips.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

well aCkTwAlLy in ventriloquism you replace the bilabial plosives with an alveolar or velar approximant, curving a "d" or a "g" sound to sound like a "p".

I can get it kinda close using the root of my tongue on my soft palate, not that I've done any vent stuff in a long while.

Does Death have a tongue, though?

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Ask his wife!

[-] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Doesn’t work when the bedsheets are fresh. My cat is extremely food motivated, but when the sheets are fresh he’ll stay in my bed even when he’d get treats

[-] The25002@lemmings.world 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Welcome to Heaven! Here's your harp!

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 month ago

"Here's your accordion."

hands over a screaming cat

[-] Melt@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago
[-] Skua@kbin.earth 23 points 1 month ago

The ultimate warm spot

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I don't know enough about cats to dispute that.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

There's also the cat-women on the moon

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Sounds like you got that GOOD acid! Care to share? 😄

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Sounds delightfully bizarre 😄

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It's that kind of movie i would have loved to see John Waters' take on the script, especially if Divine starred in it .

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Down, Down, Down to Meowphisto's Cafe.

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