Just when you thought the Cubertruck couldn't become a worse car : facepalm

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 97 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Hey, look on the bright side: Republicans are switching to electric cars.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 55 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Reducing your carbon footprint to own the libs

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 11 points 11 months ago

And taking government subsidies

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[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 36 points 11 months ago

Didn’t you hear, Trump was changing his stance on EVs because Musk bought him, I mean, donated to him.

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[+] Fapper_McFapper@lemm.ee 56 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

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[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There are one or two in my home town, I spotted one coming out of a country club. Not just any country club but one of the most expensive ones in the region. So, no doubt he bought it for truck things. Just average every day truck things, definitely not a trophy.

Fucking hell it's uglier in person.

[–] mean_bean279@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (4 children)

The wheel placement is off compared to other trucks. Because the battery pack runs between the wheels the wheels are pushed out to the very edges of the body. However traditionally trucks, especially on the rear axel, have a bit of hang over due to the axel placement for maximum payload.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

I've seen one in person, it was in motion, I recognized the silhouette. The wheels struck me as weirdly big. looked like a toy that wasn't quite proportioned right.

I saw someone post a picture of it next to some generic "crossover," you know how life forms all eventually turn into crabs? They call it carcinification? Well cars apparently crossoverify. So it's a Cyber Truck sitting next to a Lexus fuk60 or whatever and someone says "PS1 graphics vs PS5 graphics" and it's true.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 37 points 11 months ago (3 children)

At least the wrap protects the metal from bird poop, although it attracts all other kinds of poop while I'm in the neighborhood.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

The whole thing is a shit show.

If you intend to drive it, you 100% have to put a wrap on it, or detail it everytime you get home to avoid permenant damage.

And there's some weird clause in the contract where you can't sell it for a year.

Whenever that's up, we're going to see a shit ton of these things go up for dirt cheap.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

The poop sits on the inside of that one.

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[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

Nazi clown car.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 25 points 11 months ago (6 children)

I love when assholes let you know who they are. And this guy really wanted you to know he was an asshole squared! We should lure him into a car wash.

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[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This Musk wouldn't have stood for this. What happened? (Spoiler Alert: Money and/or Power)

Edit: my dumb ass forgot the photo. Probably because it is permanently deleted from the internet forever

This One Right Here

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't the consensus on fortnite that anytime a cyber truck rolled up, all previous engagements were put on hold until the elonaldmobile was a smoking crater?

Can we translate over to real life? Please?

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Based on the number of recalls for those things, One can only surmise that the build quality is terrible. Basically what I'm saying is just give it a minute I'm pretty sure it'll self-destruct. Or maybe a fog will roll in and the whole thing will just rust over, I don't know.

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[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why not? fELONy car?

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[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I mean if this gets conservatives into EVs, at least SOME good will come out of this ugly, dysfunctional heap of metal.

Next we need someone to convince them that cars in general are evil and it's much better for their freedom to use public transport

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Normalize calling cybertrucks Tesla trump trucks

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[–] Zenjal@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

From dumpster to flamin dumpster

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)

They've been eating the flowers in the picture.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Man imagine going into debt to show support for Trump and making Elno Muskrat richer.

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[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 12 points 11 months ago

Insert "Life uh... finds a way" meme.

Meh, close enough. :-P

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

They literally all look like this to me.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Things can always get worse - sun tzu

[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 months ago

As the strangest plus side ever.. At least wrapping the cybertruck is extremely easy.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I don't get the hate that this generally gets, but this particular one could use a molotov cocktail or 3 thrown its way...

[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago (4 children)

The cybertruck is a weird looking car with issues but some people make it their life mission to talk trash about it every chance they get

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If they didn't want me to talk trash about it, they shouldn't have designed it to look like a dumpster

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dude, that's not cool.

Dumpsters are useful.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cybertrucks are useful for the exact same purpose. Holding trash.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Lol holy shit

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 points 11 months ago

Finally, a worthy test for the "thermonuclear-proof" windows: create an indent/hole with a steel ball or something, insert Molotov cocktail and watch.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Put "save America" at the top, add a "from", and then the logo actually makes sense.

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[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Cybercuck

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Everything about this car is dumb beginning with Elon the "engineer" designing this in a CAD program high on ambien or whatever he takes. To the hopefully sober decision to manufacture the car.

I could swear he hit some button that reduces polygon count and thought it looks cool. It must have been something like that.

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Brick magnet

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

tear off the metal panels above the doors

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Idiots won't always tell you they're idiotic, but they will always show you if you're watching.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Whoever owns this truck is a hero because they’re creating so much joy and laughter in the world thru this hilarious combo

[–] intro@programming.dev 6 points 11 months ago

Does the number of stars represent the size of police force that should be chasing Old Man Don?

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They're just putting on the outside the same sentiment that's inside of every cybertruck

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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

A match made in heaven.

Facepalm