ArbitraryValue

joined 2 years ago
[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

The endless battle between environmentalists and environmentalists.

Those bars are wildly not to scale.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/bats

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So a 10 is a thousand times hotter than a 7? And a 1 is a million times less hot?

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not just drums. This phalanx has a double flute.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 91 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (34 children)

"Like a strong 7" is about as reliable as "6' 0" tall" as self-evaluation in the context of dating.

If 5 is average and 10 is "celebrity known for being beautiful, dressed up and wearing full makeup" then probably one in ten people is a 7 or higher. For the record, I'm 5' 11.5" and a 4 on a good day. My marketing pitch is "Below average but not so much so that people stare."

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

People told me that I should have trained my dog not to steal food, but the way I saw it, the dog was surrounded by people who had seemingly endless food and refused to share for no comprehensible reason. Any self-respecting animal would steal food in those circumstances. Dogs that don't have been brainwashed.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I don't think that (for example) my couch and my TV which are never used are adding beauty to my living room. I don't like sitting on a couch and watching TV, but for some reason I imagined that my friends would. Turns out that they don't like that either, so we never do it when we hang out (we don't hang out inside my house in the first place) and that stuff just costs money and takes up space.

If I were buying furniture all over again, I think I would just get a desk, an office chair, a bed (with a little end table), and my recliner. I eat at my desk, so I never use anything else.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Hah for a while I slept on the floor because I didn't care enough to get a bed. Furniture is mostly for when you want to impress guests, and so if you never have guests... The one exception is my recliner - it's the classic kind with a lever on the side to raise the footrest and it is perhaps the most comfortable thing in the world.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Home Depot lets customers bring dogs - my dog always liked visiting. Does Lowe's?

 

I was reading about some local policy changes intended to make running a small business easier and that got me thinking. I go to restaurants and ethnic food stores which are usually small businesses, and maybe some of the gas stations I use are small businesses too. However, everything else I buy comes from big-box stores or the internet. These have replaced a lot of small businesses, but how is it that there are any little shops left at all? Sometimes I walk into a corner store because I don't want to go all the way to the big box store or wait for delivery but the prices are so much higher (often by over a hundred percent) that I walk right out again unless I need something very urgently.

I'm not making a moral judgement here. I just don't know how the economics work out.

 

I recently ate a big lunch and I feel full (even too full) but I also feel hungry somehow. There's a lot of saliva in my mouth and I have the urge to go to the fridge, but if I do and look inside then the thought of eating any of the foods that I'm looking at feels unappealing. I leave without eating anything but then I feel the urge to go right back again.

This isn't unusual for me but I don't know why it happens. Maybe it's because I'm feeling anxious and the anxious part of me wants to eat to feel better even though my stomach is full? Or maybe I don't feel satisfied because I didn't eat the right nutrients?

 

Apparently the main problem was that the batter I made according to the instructions on the bag of pancake mix was way too viscous. A friend told me to add more water and showed me the consistency it's supposed to have. Now my pancakes are round and thin instead of being two-inch thick lumps. I still need to work on finding the right temperature. I used to burn the outsides without cooking the inside and I've gotten better but I think I still had the heat up just a little too high today.

 

He picked up a big stick in his mouth, spun around, and whacked my hand hard enough to leave a small bruise. I thought it was funny, but not so funny that it would make sense to share the story anywhere but here.

 

The fascinating thing here is that the government's lawyer, the one supposed to argue against this guy's return, appears to have sided against the government.

"Give us 24 hours to get him back, Reuveni said. "That was my recommendation to my client but that hasn't happened"

 

When I was a teenager, I thought people in their 20's were the most attractive. Now that I'm about 40, I still think people in their 20's are the most attractive. It's hard for me to believe that I might ever be attracted to someone past retirement age, even when I'm past retirement age myself, unless the person is like one of those celebrities who look way younger than they are.

This isn't something I can comfortably ask most older people I know, but there's one man who admits that he isn't and one woman who is. Which is more normal?

 

"Deleted" sounds so casual too, like God did it as part of some routine cleanup.

 

I live a bachelor lifestyle, so I have no food in here. Just alcohol. I hope the mouse figures that out and goes away. I should get some traps in case it doesn't. I hate killing animals but there's no practical alternative.

 
 

I was supposed to move my car last night but I forgot. The ticket is for $65 but I found a dollar on the ground near my car so I'm actually only out $64.

I set an alarm in my calendar so I won't forget next time.

 

It'll cost $9 each time. They're raising money for the mass transit system by charging specifically those people who don't use the mass transit system and that feels really unfair to me.

 

Archive link.

As recently as February, Mr. Walz said on a podcast that he had been in Hong Kong, then a British colony, “on June 4 when Tiananmen happened,” and decided to cross into mainland China to take up his teaching duties even though many people were urging him not to.

But it was not true. Mr. Walz, the Democratic vice-presidential nominee, indeed taught at a high school in China as part of a program sending American teachers abroad, but he did not actually travel to the country until August 1989.

Why bother making something like this up?

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