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[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 146 points 1 month ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 116 points 1 month ago

No, it's 4 real. Has to be. No one would lie on the internet

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 month ago

Bonjour. I am french male model and Olympic pole vaulter.

[-] wesker 40 points 1 month ago
[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have a oui oui collection! Probably over 100... if anyone wants to see more, you should totally let me know.

[-] zzx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I want to see more wtf are these little guys

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

They're ouiouis! The brand is the one single thing I collect, and I've been collecting for a few years now. They have a standard line and a limited "special" line.

Here's a snippet of my entire collection! Not just ouiouis, but there are other ones, too.

[-] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I want to connect with you, emotionally :)

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 25 points 1 month ago

Definitely, but Lemmy and Reddit are notorious for not picking up on blatant satire, so it needs to be pointed out. Sadly.

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 11 points 1 month ago

Are you joking rn? Sadly.

[-] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago
[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Sarcasm and satire are ableist.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 month ago

I cam see it. For the pixels.

[-] wesker 96 points 1 month ago

This is the kind of content I actually WOULD like to read on LinkedIn. You know, instead of the constant pseudo-inspirational narcissistic fart sniffing.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 month ago

pseudo-inspirational narcissistic fart sniffing.

Band name. PINFS for short.

[-] blarth@thelemmy.club 77 points 1 month ago

This is on shlinkedin.com. Great site.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 month ago

Holy fuck, thanks for the rabbit hole. I can't fucking stand LinkedIn brainiacs, so this will be very refreshing

[-] BurnedDonut@ani.social 67 points 1 month ago

I know this written as a satire. But as a lawyer I can say it will never work. If you want to try there will be many lawyers willing to take your money gladly.

[-] piccolo@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago

I mean, you can ask Nissan and why they dont own nissan.com

[-] BurnedDonut@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago

Domain names and trademarks are regulated differently. Domain names registrations work on first come first served basis. While trademarks have legal requirements that needs to be fulfilled.

If you have a prior trademark that's the same as the domain name (considering it's unique and not a general word like game, sex or food etc...) and your trademark is somewhat known than you can sue the domain name holder to get it back. This has so many details and requirements so I won't get into that. I don't know the details about the Nissan so can't comment.

As for trademarks and why it doesn't work is you can't sue anyone for using their own name. For example banking network SWIFT can't sue Taylor Swift. Also for a trademark owner to claim infringement the party who is using the said trademarked name/word has to be doing the same or similar work, working in the same industry and/or doing something that's detrimental to the trademark.

I hope I made it more clear for you. Have good day.

[-] piccolo@ani.social 1 points 1 month ago

The case for Nissan.com was legitimately being used for a legit company name (Nissan Computer) founded by a person legitimately named Nissan before Nissan (auto) ever considered a web domain.

[-] BurnedDonut@ani.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I checked that case and it's exactly as I said in my prior post. It was the surname of the owner and he was using it for his business long before the domain name registration Nissan Motors couldn't get it. Because they sued him as a trademark infringement. In my opinion it's nothing but an abuse of legal rights and court should have ruled so as well but I'm not the judge.

So, if we turn back to the main subject you can't claim infringement and damages from someone using their name.

[-] piccolo@ani.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Im gald you could decipher my original comment.

[-] Frofidor@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

I follow this guy on Linkedin and he has amazing posts like this every day, and its always funny to see the occasional comment that tries to take him seriously. https://www.linkedin.com/in/ken-cheng-991849b6/recent-activity/all/

[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago
[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Only a month's progress lost this time.

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

GRINDSET MINDSET ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

SIGMA LIGMA ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

So heartwarming ๐Ÿฅฒ

[-] ItzzMe@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Your title made me lose the game (Edit: that was my 100th comment lmao)

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