obviously satire
No, it's 4 real. Has to be. No one would lie on the internet
Bonjour. I am french male model and Olympic pole vaulter.
Show me your oui oui.
I have a oui oui collection! Probably over 100... if anyone wants to see more, you should totally let me know.
I want to see more wtf are these little guys
They're ouiouis! The brand is the one single thing I collect, and I've been collecting for a few years now. They have a standard line and a limited "special" line.
Here's a snippet of my entire collection! Not just ouiouis, but there are other ones, too.
I want to connect with you, emotionally :)
Definitely, but Lemmy and Reddit are notorious for not picking up on blatant satire, so it needs to be pointed out. Sadly.
Are you joking rn? Sadly.
It's probably the autism.
Sarcasm and satire are ableist.
I cam see it. For the pixels.
This is the kind of content I actually WOULD like to read on LinkedIn. You know, instead of the constant pseudo-inspirational narcissistic fart sniffing.
pseudo-inspirational narcissistic fart sniffing.
Band name. PINFS for short.
This is on shlinkedin.com. Great site.
Holy fuck, thanks for the rabbit hole. I can't fucking stand LinkedIn brainiacs, so this will be very refreshing
I know this written as a satire. But as a lawyer I can say it will never work. If you want to try there will be many lawyers willing to take your money gladly.
I mean, you can ask Nissan and why they dont own nissan.com
Domain names and trademarks are regulated differently. Domain names registrations work on first come first served basis. While trademarks have legal requirements that needs to be fulfilled.
If you have a prior trademark that's the same as the domain name (considering it's unique and not a general word like game, sex or food etc...) and your trademark is somewhat known than you can sue the domain name holder to get it back. This has so many details and requirements so I won't get into that. I don't know the details about the Nissan so can't comment.
As for trademarks and why it doesn't work is you can't sue anyone for using their own name. For example banking network SWIFT can't sue Taylor Swift. Also for a trademark owner to claim infringement the party who is using the said trademarked name/word has to be doing the same or similar work, working in the same industry and/or doing something that's detrimental to the trademark.
I hope I made it more clear for you. Have good day.
The case for Nissan.com was legitimately being used for a legit company name (Nissan Computer) founded by a person legitimately named Nissan before Nissan (auto) ever considered a web domain.
I checked that case and it's exactly as I said in my prior post. It was the surname of the owner and he was using it for his business long before the domain name registration Nissan Motors couldn't get it. Because they sued him as a trademark infringement. In my opinion it's nothing but an abuse of legal rights and court should have ruled so as well but I'm not the judge.
So, if we turn back to the main subject you can't claim infringement and damages from someone using their name.
Im gald you could decipher my original comment.
I follow this guy on Linkedin and he has amazing posts like this every day, and its always funny to see the occasional comment that tries to take him seriously. https://www.linkedin.com/in/ken-cheng-991849b6/recent-activity/all/
I lost the game
God damit!
Only a month's progress lost this time.
GRINDSET MINDSET ๐ฅ๐ฅ
SIGMA LIGMA ๐ฅ๐ฅ
So heartwarming ๐ฅฒ
Your title made me lose the game (Edit: that was my 100th comment lmao)
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(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)