Polar bears are massive. Terrifyingly massive.

(No, I do not understand why the park ranger is so over-sexualized in this illustration.)

I mean, in all fairness, it’s only that big to keep it from sinking through the snow…. Saying that, I still wouldn’t want to see on in person

holy shitting fuck, polar bears are huge

Holy shit. There’s a creature from hell on the loose.

Kodiak base! Kodiak!

What they dont tell you is that dudes like 3 feet tall.