I'm not even asking for much here. I just wanna' be courted. I want to be romanced. I want to be serenaded and cherished. And the mods look at this and say "no, ze must not have this." I wanna' drop a slur on some X-word and pwn his lib ass, but nooooooo. I can't even have that.

Why do I even post?

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[–] jack@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm a married straight cis man with no interest in or capacity to be anyone's internet girlfriend but if that's what you need I'm here for you

[–] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Thank you.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Wait, there are girlfriends here?! awooga

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

c/dating was closed for a reason. that's all i'll say.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Hello my future hexbear girlfriend.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait what happened to your third-worldist gf?

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She decided against dating a firstworlder

[–] Othello@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

good for her

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The real girlfriend was inside of you all along.

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

On a good night, yeah.