submitted 3 months ago by Frank@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I am no longer dying on hills. Once my enemies march their tired sweaty asses to the top of my hill I am going to crucify them as an example to the others. Get the fuck off my hill. All you will find here is humiliation and shame. And god help you if I come down off my hill because it's a pita to walk back up there so if I'm going all the way to the bottom I'm going to make it count.

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[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 months ago

But I wanna see the view from the top of the hill :(

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

You can come hang out on the hill all these other mofos better watch out though. We're tough. We're on top of a hill. The rest of them? Not ready.

[-] context@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

how long are you planning to stay up there, though?

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

There's a clean spring up here. We got sheep, we got goats, we got cattles. There's an orchard. Four years worth of grain in the granary and there's like a dozen cats, two owls, and a weasel on rat duty.

I'm staying up here as long as I want. it's great up here. We've got a wine cellar. Y'all have fun with your dysentery down in the miserable lowlands with a high water table and endemic malaria down there.

[-] context@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

i mean it sounds like you could spend your whole life up there pretty happily

[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Like a reverse sisyphus, you never want to come down the hill.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Your level of dedication.to posting does that Lenin photo justice.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

I'm lying in bed depressed as shit and too university degree in truthed to watch prestige tv wankery and i am going to inflict that on the world one post at a time.