He looks like the Vogons from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy movie
Or a Skesis
Made me think of the yellow eyed demon from Legion
Yes, that's closer to his visage.
Why do you have to insult Vogons like that?
Whatever you do, don't let him read you poetry.
This is a real photo? It's worse than anything AI could have imagined.
Those wrists are looking very demure, Donald. Downright petite.
Why are his arms....so weird? Have they always been like that?
Very wide shirt (hiding the adult diaper), plus his arms start to waste away, which is normal for a guy pushing 80 who does barely any physical exercise and eats like shit.
So, any guesses on if Loomer's doing nasty favors in the back room? I mean she basically worships him. And I mean it's not like Melania even sleeps in the same room as him - she's just riding this sewage wave until it terminates.
They're totally boinking.
Body language like that doesn't happen in purely professional relationships.
Literally rubbing her tits on him
Excuse me while I violently throw up.
You are excused. Don't forget to gargle.
MAGA folks be like, this guy is so much more physically attractive than Kamala. It must be true since Trump himself said so.
their ripped trump carrying jesus out of a fire or something nfts
Ok... I don't like to be on Trump's defense (seriously, I really don't) but you can make anyone look... quite so egg shaped... with the right angle and lens (and shadowing in this case). It doesn't have to be a doctored photo, it just has to be an unflattering shot.
Trump is by no means attractive, though, and honestly this is probably more accurate a portrayal of who he really is, haha.
It's more a case of wearing wide shirts and trousers to hide the adult diapers.
If anything, Trump has gotten thinner lately, he has this old-man-wasting-away look about him now.
ozempic, dude
Hm, possibly, but he doesn't strike me as the type. He already thinks he's perfect so why should he change anything about himself?
Iirc Cory Doctorow didn't lay hands on this photo.
Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall…
soggy ol' diaper cushions his fall
checkmate democrats /s
Flailing TRex hands et al
Lol 😂
…and all the King’s horses, and all the King’s men said, “Mexico is going to pay for it…”
Again
Damn, he's fat as fuck.
Damned he is a fat weirdo
he is an old, fat weirdo
He is an old, fat, ugly weirdo
The build and athleticism of those robots from The Fifth Element.
My dessert, my conspir-racist, my Loom.
I hate Trump more than most but there's no way this photo is real come on
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