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Escape Room Concept (lemmy.mywire.xyz)
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[-] DonjonMaister@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago

Even if you DO escape, there is no guarantee that you'd leave with your sanity intact.

[-] way_of_UwU@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Imagine at 00:59 minutes elapsed, your boss enters and informs you that it's actually an upstream data issue and that no changes are required.

[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

How'd your boss figure that out before you did?!

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

This is the data gathering process for the performance review, maybe?

[-] Lemmyin@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

Lol you just made my day with that comment

[-] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Did you mean to write “job description” instead of “escape room concept”?

[-] Berserker@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

And go.

Coffee.

Then a blank soulless stare.

And silence. Lots of silence.

[-] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 year ago

Silent mind warfare lol

[-] hiscapness@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I actually had something similar to this. It’s impossible. That “hour” ended up being two weeks while sleeping under my desk. But hey I got a “you saved the company!” … hat. Yep, hat. #neveragain

[-] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

As someone who has lived this scenario, I feel comfortable concluding there isn’t any escape. If you fail, the problem will still be there later. If you succeed, you have now become an expert on the problem and we be called upon to handle it again later when it manifests in a different way

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

[-] ilovegoats@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

i had a similar idea for a video game. the idea was that you have to solve a problem or penetrate a server in limited time. you would've to capture the flag by sql injecting a server or get the output of a bugged code that you have to fix.

This is an impossible challenge

[-] msage@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

So you want me to pay for something I get paid a lot of money to endure?

[-] radau@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Blame Fake virus attack

this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2023
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