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i am hella indifferent to humans of any gender taking shits
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That's nice dear
Thank you
Actually female poop is different from male poop.
Source: I've never seen a woman before but I'm pretty sure female poop smells like strawberries.
You can't talk about lady poops, it will get reported.
We can only talk specifically about gentlemen poops and non-binary poops, and any gender whose poops I'm not being inclusive of (sorry, I don't know everything).
I dunno, my fiancee taught me that "period poops" are a thing. I'm not 100% sure what that means other than that the air freshener mysteriously burns out once a month.
And yet here you are, making a shitpost about people and their shit...
It's not what it looks like.
It's what it smells like
If you think that suggestion will arouse me, you're mistaken.
I did not think that, until now...
You don't really give a shit about people taking a shit?
In regards to this shit, I shit you not.
Shit happens.
I make shit happen, with coffee โ :-)
But they could be shitting right next to you! Menacingly!
How does one shit menacingly?
Taco Bell is usually involved.
I don't understand why we have segregated bathrooms at all.
Probably bc of bears, or sth i dunno.
Well I'm not: Get adequate fiber and hydration everybody! Stay regular.
I'm sorry it troubles your mind so much that you had to make a post about it.
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2024
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