I saw we should fund NASA like conspiracy theorists think we do. It’s amazing how much they do with so “little” money.

NASA: this guy's right, we should build a Dyson Sphere.

Solar simulators are actually really cool, and it's a shame these goobers are too busy pretending to know everything, in order to feel special, to actually learn what they are.

(If someone hasn't heard of them, here's one of the biggest ones.)

They generate that power using the unlimited abundance of energy generated by the mental gymnastics of people like these

Look up "Solar Simulator." It's a real device scientists use to test the effects of sunlight on various things, from solar panels to satellites (depending on the size of the simulator).

Flerfs think NASA has one that they bring out during the day and float in the sky just to make Flerfs look stupid, when in reality, they don't need any help looking stupid.

Could be in response to the guy who wants to bring flat earthers to Antarctica. He wants to prove a globe by showing them, that there is 24 hours of daylight there. Now the flat earthers a fabulating about a sun simulator as a counter to it.

You clearly don't watch enough videos of someone ranting for 3 hours on YouTube. Then you'd know all about it.

I think it’s Nazis, based on the length of the word and placement of the tittle.

Nazis, there’s a conspiracy theory that they built a secret compound there to do ??? (Nazis shit), fled to that place that is still undiscovered to that day so, obviously still working.

I didn’t know they would be equal to deep state.

The reality is that those cumslain trumptards are mistaking the former Soviet Vostok base with a secret nazi base.

You joke, but that is just about the sum of it. Illiteracy followed by deranged conspiracy theories erode public trust in institutions. The current GOP is case and point.

Ah! The sun is run on solar power. Now I understand.

NASA destroyed the magic industry, captured the wizzards and forces them to inscribe runes into silicon.

Yeah, I can't get over that. NASA was formed in 1958... Are they saying there was no sun before then? Literally every culture that has left behind any archaeological evidence has referenced the sun in some way.

Unless they believe that the sun is a god that NASA captured in the late 50s and replaced with a simulation so we wouldn't notice. That would be crazy too, but kinda metal as far as conspiracies go.

Flat sun society!

Or vote

The word is Nazi, there is a conspiracy theory that Hitler and the Nazis fled to Antarctica. Some even say that at the poles are portals which lead inside the Earth, where they still life under a black sun. Crazy right? I still try to figure out how they manage to live inside a flat earth. Could also not figure out if Hitler is on the moon our dark sunbathing. But I think the moon is more realistic, think about it, you just have to replace the S and the A in NASA and you get Nazi. If that's not a proof enough that crocodiles are our leaders I can't help you anymore.

It’s safe for your computer, but perhaps not for your eyes or brain. Lots of bright colors and bold claims.