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Weird kink though (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by merari42@lemmy.world to c/shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world

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[-] EABOD25@lemm.ee 7 points 8 hours ago

Is that a brag or a threat?

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

Yes

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee -1 points 7 hours ago

Epic reddit moment

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

Thangs pal! i do my goldurn best to be funny for visiting redditors and lemmy regs too.

Take care :)

[-] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago

If you reversed the gender on this you'd the comment section would be a combination of roasting the hypothetical dude and complaining how trashy the shirt is.

I don't even think the double standard is related to sexism. I think you're all horny degenerates who are emotionally stunted to the point where any woman implying anything sexual breaks your mind.

[-] needanke@feddit.org 20 points 10 hours ago

I think you underestimate how gay lemmy is.

[-] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Honestly fair. My bad for not factoring gay people in my consideration of how people on this site are sex starved horny degenerates.

[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 13 points 10 hours ago

I actually disagree with that, if I saw a larger gentleman wearing this I'd feel proud of him for owning his thing with self-depracating humour, and think it was funny, the same as I do here.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 hours ago

nah i'd be here supporting them 100%

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee -5 points 7 hours ago

Nah it's just a fatty with a weird excuse. The gender doesn't matter at all.

[-] 3aqn5k6ryk@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

2edgy4me

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 138 points 1 day ago

It's just bdsm.

Bacon During Sexual Moments

[-] omgarm@feddit.nl 22 points 19 hours ago

... I have to apologize to my girlfriend.

[-] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Clearly, our fathers are trying to give her a massive heart attack before our mothers hear about this lady's affairs.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 74 points 1 day ago

Well, better that than the sink

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[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago

Jokes on her, Ive met my dad so now her life just seems extra sad.

[-] Monument 44 points 1 day ago

I became disappointed when I zoomed in to realize she had a wallet chain and not a sproingy yellow coiled lanyard thing that was somehow attached to her phone. (Sorry, Amazon link: One of these)
I don’t know why. I guess I just thought the idea was kind of cute and fun. This dad-fucking, bacon grease swilling, subway texter uses a cute little bouncy cord thing to keep her phone handy, amidst an otherwise austere getup - just a zany detail to contrast with the rest. Alas. Just a boring ass wallet chain.

[-] lady_maria@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

👀 I'm sorry to say this, but I actually might be getting some version of these. It WOULD be cute, imo, and they (especially the brightly-colored ones) make me feel little nostalgic.

I lose my phone embarrassingly frequently. I have a wrist/necklace strap now, but I really don't enjoy walking around with my annoyingly heavy phone dangling from my neck/wrist all the time, so I rarely actually use them.

I'll probably be finding away to attach a keyring to my TV remote, too 🙄

[-] Monument 2 points 9 hours ago

Don’t be sorry to say that! I think the idea is pretty darn cute. When everyone tells you how amazingly stylish, practical, and clever you are, remember me!
(But take all the credit for the idea for yourself - unless some poor fashionless soul doesn’t like it, then definitely blame me for a bad suggestion.)

My wife has one of the neck strap ones, and she doesn’t like wearing it for the same reason. My brain just assumed they took one of the mounting plates from one of those and hooked it to one of those sproingy straps.

Remotes are tough. We have a dedicated holder that is just where each remote goes as soon as it is no longer touching a hand, because they otherwise do get lost. Despite that, I’ve even considered 3d printing an AirTag holder that I can glue to the remotes, although that would just mean pointing my phone at the couch while it tells me they’re somewhere ‘in there.’