Well this hits home.

A week or two ago, i had what i call my "weepy waves". I get a sudden, intense desire to burst into tears for about a minute. Then I'm fine for about 15, then more tears, then calm, repeat

Fortunately, it was the last hour of my shift, so the security cameras only caught four of em, but when i was leaving, i burst into tears in the middle of the parking lot.

Got about $15 for my troubles...

never commit suicide on a friday/saturday. enjoy that final weekend.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I cry on company time!

But crying for money is giving into capitalism

I would spend a lot of time in the freezer when I worked at Walmart just crying on company time. 👍

Also, hold your shits in all weekend. Have one, huge, stinky, toilet clogger Monday at work.