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submitted 5 months ago by Thorry84@feddit.nl to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Probe tips instantly welded on a nanophosphate A123 battery.

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

the fuse popped, right?

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Unfused. Probes/cables began rapidly heating up. I violently shook the the battery to break off the probes from it.

[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Waa it fast thinking or just instinct

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Probably more instinct than fast thinking.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The 200A bolt fuse? After a while

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Everything is a fuse if your current is high enough.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

That applies even to you.

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Don't get short with me, buddy!

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago