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submitted 19 hours ago by 666@lemmygrad.ml to c/news@hexbear.net

"Oz, a former heart surgeon turned TV talk show host, unsuccessfully ran for Senate in Pennsylvania in 2022, losing to Democratic Sen. John Fetterman.

Fetterman told reporters Tuesday that as long as Oz protects Medicare and Medicaid, he's open to confirming him.

"He's not my first choice and certainly, Trump was definitely not my first," Fetterman said. "We're going to have to work with these individuals, and if he's about protecting and preserving Medicaid and Medicare, then, I don't know why that's controversial."

How the fuck is this not satirical

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[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 12 hours ago

Oz lost to Frankenstein's monster.

I kinda wonder Oz's position on Israel/Palestine considering he's Turkish (like from Turkey not just ancestry). Most Turks from my understanding support the Palestinians

[-] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago

Not the Onion?😭

[-] BRINGit34@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 19 hours ago

Comrade stroke please. Just one more time. I beg

[-] 666@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

That was certainly one thing to see pop up in my inbox until I realized the context.

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago

I don't know enough about anyone involved to understand the satire

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