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[-] ddplf@szmer.info 61 points 1 week ago

It's almost as if there was some kind of zone of moderation distancing from which may be considered inadequate

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago

Also they 100% talk about their job all of the time and it's the entirety of their personality.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

This is kind of reminding me of addiction, it's the same pattern of either doing it to 100% or not at all, there's no moderation possible. Usually if you're predisposed to that you'll bring that pattern into everything in your life not just substances (but probably mainly substances).

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago

First [Goldilocks] tasted the porridge of the Great Big Bear, and that was too hot for her. Next she tasted the porridge of the Middle-sized Bear, but that was too cold for her.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 18 points 1 week ago

Then, she gave up and complained on the internet asking what the hell is wrong with porridge?

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Oh you mean Daddy and Mummy bear, those particular bears were a hetero-normative family unit. Not that there's any problem with alternative lifestyles.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

Fuck the haters and do what you want

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Unfortunately when I do what I want, i eventually become destitute and homeless. Again.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

I think 4chan needs some kind of online university with classes for writing and grammar. They could call it chanacademy.

[-] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 week ago

nah that's just the format. it's a greentext. I love them

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

They're too busy getting their lessons from FakerU.

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago

Same thing happened to me. Except now I'm old and have had no fun experiences in life because all I do is work and shitpost on Lemmy. Never been on a plane or gone on a vacation. Foreveralone single while my bank account keeps growing larger. Hell my will has my estate being donated to my local library because I don't even have friends anymore to leave it to.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Never been on a plane or gone on a vacation.

Just go outside, it's the same wherever you are planning to go. People desperate for your fiat currency so they can purchase necessities for the future wage slaves they are raising.

[-] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Might I suggest you take a vacation now?

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't even know where to begin. I'm terrified of crowds and enclosed spaces, so a plane is out. I've been spending a lot of time outdoors, though, and that has been nice.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

National parks are amazing

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Then go by car (if u don't see that as enclosed)? One doesn't need to circumvent the globe to travel.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

when i saw a question mark i thought you were going to ask for the estate

[-] user224 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That was an option?! ^/j^

[-] CouldaBeen_TheBest@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Sounds like you don't have any worldly desires. Maybe consider making some bad decisions and ruining your life.

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

I've been talking with a poly couple on the other side of the state and I'm planning to take a train ride to get, well, "train rode". Does that count?

[-] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 15 points 1 week ago

moderation buddy, you just overcorrected a little.

[-] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 11 points 1 week ago
[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Haters abound. Always. Everywhere. Keep your head up and your ears closed, and trek on one foot in front of the other.

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 5 points 1 week ago

the answer is capitalism

[-] god@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I like to work sometimes. Most of the time I prefer not to work, though. Money though, I do like that.

this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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