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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] pmjv 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Damn were you just waiting for the opportunity to drop this on someone? Lovin' this stuff, got a couple of shirts already.

[–] pmjv 19 points 4 months ago

no,no I just quickly readapted an already existing comic: straight out of metacity

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Great Lenna reference

[–] pmjv 15 points 4 months ago

Thank you! I was getting worried nobody got it.

[–] npe@leminal.space 4 points 4 months ago

great catch, ashamed I didn't notice

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 25 points 4 months ago

Love the use of fsck as a swear

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I need Explain Unix Surrealism

EDIT : people seem to not get it, I mean this particular edtion, as in "Explain XKCD" explaining individual XKCD comics

[–] pmjv 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pure psychic automatism in the age of the children of Unix.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

I need Explain Unix Surrealism

I need Explain Explain Unix Surrealism

EDIT : people seem to not get it, I mean this particular edtion, as in "Explain XKCD" explaining individual XKCD comics

[–] pmjv 19 points 4 months ago

Pure psychic automatism in the age of pure psychic automatism in the age of the children of Unix.

[–] RkWgorza@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 months ago

Just embrace it and let it wash over you. Eventually it will change you enough that you’ll come to understand instinctively

[–] JoseALerma@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

It was mentioned in another comment, but this is a Lenna reference.

I was more used to seeing Clarus the dogcow, so I forgot about Lenna

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I can't say enough how much I love this art style and how oddly it brings me feelings of nostalgia that I cannot explain.

Edit: also, I'm getting a bit of Blade Runner or Cyberpunk vibes from this.

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

"Goodbye Lenin" vibes but the roles are reversed.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

#freematamaid

[–] pmjv 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

#freematamaid

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

Free as in freedom, not free as in free beer

[–] kakafarm 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have a bunch of quips running around in my brain:

  • A robot ASSassin.
  • Wait until the Mossad gets a hold of this doll.
  • Also, being the token Zionist, I would like to detonate her beeper!

By the way, did you know that your cars now, or in the near future, have a remote killswitch?

[–] pmjv 17 points 4 months ago
  • ASS is short for: Analognowhere Serialized Special
  • Mossad doesn't exist anymore, it was assimilated after the World-Corp-War into MATA_Intelligence_Agency
  • The only religion that is sanctioned by the Gov-Corp is the worship of the Eternal Free Market.

Kill your car.

[–] josefo@leminal.space 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

are you posting this elsewhere, I love your stuff

[–] pmjv 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the website , its rss feed and mastodon. thank you

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

I miss the old internet. This site makes me nostalgic.