wizardbeard

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Instead of fresh water why don't we just cool AI datacentres with BRAWNDO? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Shit, it's supposed to be fresh?

"I negotiate my own wages" in c/anarchychess@sopuli.xyz
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 13 hours ago

I'll never forget when I transitioned from an internship to a full hire and the initial offer was lower than the pay range on the posting. Funny how they took the ranges off all future postings after I pointed that out.

What did you say on a hot mic? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 14 hours ago

pee pee poo poo

Which YouTube channels should I subscribe to if I want to ruin my feed? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I would browse the front page not logged in to find more algo-pushed trash that YouTube thinks are addictive. I'd also unsubscribe from anything you actually enjoyed and use the options to have YouTube not recommend more of it to you.

Gonster Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 16 hours ago

It is. It can also be quite fun.

why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have two friends who first met because one was this girl's "platonic cuddle buddy" and the other was her fuckbuddy. Neither knew she was effectively getting half the relationship from the other and they both wanted a "full" relationship with her until they both showed up at an event she was at and it came out. When they found out they both "dumped" her and became friends.

Rodeo (2008-04-21) in c/pbf@discuss.online
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

Have to save this one for work. I might be a clown but this ain't my rodeo.

Gamers are mad you play as a woman again in c/gamingcirclejerk@lemmy.world
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

HBO did a three season show starring Alfred in a wildly stylized 1960s called Pennyworth. Was a pretty fun ride.

Jensen Huang says Nvidia is too busy 'reinventing the PC' to do a gaming handheld based on RTX Spark in c/pcmasterrace@lemmy.world
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh boy, he's already starting talking openly about the inevitable push to thin clients renting compute from all the data centers after the AI bubble pops.

Don't ever forget: "You will own nothing, and be happy"

Microsoft launches Scout, an OpenClaw-inspired personal assistant in c/microsoft@lemdro.id
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Leaked internal correspondence says they literally want to get people "addicted" to it.

How do I break my scrum/project manager friend? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yup. Kind of surprised how people seem to have jumped to the idea this is something toxic.

I'm not talking about anything seriously crossing boundaries, I just want some fodder for domain specific teasing. Maybe worded things a bit extreme.

How do I break my scrum/project manager friend? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Pretty presumptuous to assume this is in any way toxic or mean.

I just wanted to tease him about his job, like when other friends ask me about my work week as a systems admin/engineer and then follow it up by making up absurd reasons for people to request admin rights.

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How do I break my scrum/project manager friend? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

I'm meeting up in a few weeks with a close friend I haven't seen in around a decade, who went hard into scrum and project management in the intervening years.

How can I cause the most psychological damage and work flashbacks in a single sentence?

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Disney on their way to traumatize a whole new generation (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
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Yuck (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

Cropped from: https://jlai.lu/post/36004495

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Burdened by the weight of intelligence (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

For when someone has been doing a bit too much navel gazing, or is a bit too in love with their own thoughts.

Cropped from: https://piefed.world/comment/4633293

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EPSTAIN ISLAND REAL (not clickbait) (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/cartographyanarchy@sh.itjust.works
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From https://fedia.io/m/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world/t/2463661

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A classic piece of canine comedy, provenance unknown (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

From https://lemmy.world/comment/18371262

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Spirits, I'm having my boss over for dinner, what should I cook to impress them? (Spirits say: BILE) (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/askouija@lemmy.world
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Uphill, both ways! (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/reactionmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Cropped from [EastCoastitNotes], shared by @stamets@lemmy.world in this post: https://lemmy.world/post/31818124

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How are you organizing your toddler's toys? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/parenting@lemmy.world
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My daughter is a little over two, and through well meaning family and friends we have more toys than we know what to do with.

My wife keeps buying what are essentially (fancy looking) big boxes and just dumping everything in them. Love my wife, but that's not working, it's just hiding some of the mess in a box.

We end up with these hardly ever opened boxes full of unorganized piles of toys that we end up having to dig through to find anything specific, and the toys that my daughter is actively using just end up scattered around the floor so they don't disappear into the box dimension.

Every once in a while my daughter opens and digs through the boxes and dumps half the contents on the floor anyway (not like she can see specific things to grab what she wants) and then we just kind of arbitrarily choose some of it to put back in the box and a new combination of mess to leave out.

Unfortunately we have another baby on the way, so I'm probably not getting my wife to let us toss any of it right now.

I'm leaning towards cubby shelves with individual bins for different "types" of toys like her daycare does, but I wanted to hear what strategies other parents tried, and what has and hasn't worked.

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ChatGPT o3 found a Linux Kernel vulnerability. "The future" has an 8% success rate, and a 28% chance of false positives. (sean.heelan.io)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/techtakes@awful.systems
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This blog post has been reported on and distorted by a lot of tech news sites using it to wax delusional about AI's future role in vulnerability detection.

But they all gloss over the critical bit: in fairly ideal circumstances where the AI was being directed to the vuln, it had only an 8% success rate, and a whopping 28% false positive rate!

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Score one for atheism! (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
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Good dog! (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

Machine autotranslation of a french comic from https://lemm.ee/post/64691257

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