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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Still less gross than buckfast

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Gonster Rule? I prefer Ginster's Roll.

Serving suggestion. Enjoy as part of a balanced diet.

Dispose of used electrical items responsibly and do not consume.

[–] Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml 6 points 14 hours ago

"It's eerily beautiful. Are you sure it's safe?" - Marge Simpson

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

It looks radioactive

[–] phoeniqz@lemmy.4d2.org 3 points 15 hours ago

this is called a billie irish and not a gonster

[–] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

I drink neither but... just fucking no.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

now we need goner and gast-

[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

I won't go out of my way to make one, but I'd try it if offered.

[–] AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago
[–] thinkyfish@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

you know energy drinks are fucked up when even GUINESS floats on top.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Guinness floats on a ton of stuff. Black and tan, snakebite, etc. There's a whole bunch of drinks that are just Guinness on top of something.

[–] Starik@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The creamy texture comes from all the entrained air bubbles.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago

Thick and dense are not the same, Guinness will float on pretty much anything sweet.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago

The green glow probably comes from the contained radium

[–] germtm_@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

i never knew monsters are illuminating like Nuka-Cola Quantums.

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

This is why banshees wail.

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Does drinking this liquid turn you into the toxic avenger?

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

This could be Your Only Chance to find out

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago
[–] superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Ive always thought mixing caffeine and alcohol was a bad idea

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let me tell you about the legend of original 4Loko

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I knew a girl in college who swore one four loko got her to the perfect level of intoxication. The OG wild west four loko. She'd chug it, start getting messed up, get sick and throw up the rest of it, then soldier on the rest of the night having a great time.

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It was 12% abv 24 ounces.

A standard beer is ~5% 12 ounces.

~2.5× stronger 2× the amount

Chugging 5 beers at once will get most people feeling quite buzzed.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

24 oz is on par with a bottle of wine. Chug a whole bottle of wine and get back to me

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

What an absolute machine. The world doesn't know what it lost

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Nah, it's fine. If monks do it it has to be ok.

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sure the things that people do when bored out of their minds alone on the mountains, are all very ok.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Buckfast abbey is far from isolated in the mountains. Pleasent rolling hills of the English west country between Plymouth and Exeter. However I notice their own description of buckfast tonic wine doesn't refer to it as either "wreck the hoose juice" or "the devil's ribena". Buckfast is a bit special as it actually contains more caffeine than monster ultra white and around 15% abv. If you visit Scotland, I can highly recommend taking a couple of ecstasy and washing it down with a bottle of buckfast. Just warn people about what your plans are so they can be elsewhere when the change happens.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 4 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

...sounds like a great plan for waking up in the worst toilet in scotland...

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

Ok, may I ask, what in the what did I just watch?

I used to live quite close to that toilet, or rather where the toilet is supposed to be. The one in the film was a studio set and the betting shop its filmed in was in Glasgow. Also round the corner from the gunner Which is another Irvine Welsh favourite.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

It is. It can also be quite fun.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I've always found it fun at the time and painful the next day

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I am personally more partial to the Minness

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago

We yearn for the Miness.

[–] nope@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The Green Velvet, excellent choice Sir.

[–] heliotrope@retrofed.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you add the Guinness or the Monster first?

[–] resting_parrot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Generally for a black and tan style drink, you pour the bottom first and then pour the top layer off the back of a spoon or something similar to keep it from mixing.

[–] heliotrope@retrofed.com 3 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Not my best pour, and I bought the wrong Monster, but I did it!

Tastes pretty gross at first, but it gets better!

[–] resting_parrot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

Thanks for being brave enough to try this lol. I have no plans to.

[–] Float@startrek.website 0 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The weirdest part is how if you sip, you mostly get the Guinness but with monster carbonation seeping through.

But if you take a big gulp you'll get a bit of both and it assaults both the sweet and bitter ends of your taste buds.

I wouldn't call it a good drink but it is FOR SURE an interesting drink.

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

I was gonna comment: "why kill a perfectly good Guinness" (I don't care for energy drinks at all) - but then I saw the glass - I must acquire it! Give it to meeeeeee!!!