Your naming advice is universally good.

However, if this was a functional programming language, there wouldn't be any mutable global variables to be unaware were being examined, nor could Suck do any sucking unless it were passed the thing to suck and returned the sucked thing.

In this way the subtle class of bugs that you both are warning against would be impossible to introduce.

Depending on the kind of sucking that Suck does, however, you may perceive the global invisibility and availability of the sucking as an advantage in this case. But possibly not if the code is your girlfriend/boyfriend.

This is very, very wholesome. Well done, adults, it is going well.

Republicans: literally write "finish them" on Israeli bombs.

Lemmy.ml users: the important thing to learn here is not to vote for the more leftwing candidate. Only by giving electoral success to the most right wing party will we convince the more moderate party to move left. They will see the right win and all the polling show that right wing policies win elections and will realise that they should do the opposite of what the republicans did to gain power.

Endless memes. You rock.

So relatable.

Trump: bans Muslims from the USA as one of the first things he does as president. Muslims: he's our guy!

Neat.

Although I have a front door that came already opaque, so I don't think I'll need one of these.

Mmmmm coriander, chickpea and chive.

You, sir or madam etc, are a genius.

You clamp that ham! Go for it! We're right behind you. Figuratively, that is, not literally. Literally would be crossing a line.

It makes me happy to know that you're all here.

I don't think people are upset because he broke the law, that's a separate ref flag, they're upset because he did whatever he could to reduce wages for ordinary Americans and boost profits for himself. It's shitty and he's saying it out loud.