AbsolutelyNotSpez

Nawwwww, our dog's name is Cheddar, too.

Here she is, that lovely fluffy goofball:

Babylon 5, then Star Trek. I gave up on Star Wars by now. Recently tried to watch Andor S2 and eventually decided Star Wars wasn't worth my time anymore.

I loved working for a big corporation abroad once, along with a very petty team of gossipy Dutch people. They always kept to themselves, making fun of everyone who wasn't part of their crew.

One day I just couldn't tolerate their bullshit anymore, turned around in the lunch area of the office, and asked them in perfect Dutch:

You are aware that I speak multiple languages, right?

I have never seen ten people's faces turn grey instantly before. :D

Even funnier, they begged me for days to not report them to HR.

I have always disliked make-up, I just can't stand the feel on my face. Feel free to embrace your natural beauty, ladies. <3

Pflege war mein erster Job, aus Überzeugung fristlos und manisch-depressiv lachend gekündigt.

Wie jetzt, ihr habt materiellen Wert erhalten? Nicht nur Applaus? Mega! /s

Nur für Fritze... Nicht für mich.

Es sind eher 2, maximal 3 Stunden an einem einzelnen Tag in der Woche. :)

I'm in this picture, but to be honest: It's a peaceful life.

Any mention of the word troglodytes gets an instant upvote from me. :)

Not my shelf, but it's the one from the Expanse.