(spent six hours wrestling with AT+T's managed fiber connection last night, cursing like a naboo the entire time)
...you'll put your eye out, kid...
myrrh
joined 2 years ago
...i give everyone i work with stickers when they do a good job, and they all go crazy for them: interns, bosses, the lot!..
...our CEO rolled his eyes at first and said they were patronising, then the entire staff catcalled him over it, so he changed his mind and loves getting stickers now, too...
^(i^ ^think^ ^that's^ ^half^ ^the^ ^reason^ ^why^ ^armed^ ^forces^ ^do^ ^ribbons)^
...industrial shredder: quick, efficient, good-enough for baby chickens, good enough for ICE agents...
...f*cking balls-out cartoon fascists...
...when i was growing up, my well-meaning parents pulled me aside to express their concern over a jewish friend dating a black friend; aghast at their comment, i immediately confronted them over its apparent racism, and they replied that they had nothing against it personally, but were instead concerned about what other people might think...
...they're f*cking balls-out fascists fourty years later, and i want no part of them in my life...
...to anyone tempted to compromise their own best interests on behalf of what other people might think: don't give them that kind of power over you, or they'll drag you down in it...
...christians are f*cking evil and any good folks still riding that train need to debark and rebrand lest the be dragged into a hell of their own making...
...blue raspberry gatorade...
...what?..no, that's blown HDPE: a translucent plastic bottle with syrup inside...
psyche
...astroturfing; good catch...
^(^^i^ ^was^ ^trying^ ^to^ ^parse^ ^when^ ^bra-stigma^ ^had^ ^been^ ^a^ ^thing^ ^after^ ^the^ ^twentieth^ ^century^^)^
...i need a really good bag for about eighty chessex-style dice: any better-suited options out there than the crown royal standard?..
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...never heard that specifically but fourty years ago my parents ambushed me with their pastor telling me that i'd go to hell for becoming vegetarian; something about god creating animals for exploitation and to reject that was forsaking his will...
...then they tackled me to the ground, pried my jaws open, and shoved chunks of chicken down my throat: nice people...