myrrh

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[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

...the sinister secret of saltmarsh has always struck me as essentially an episode of scooby-doo...

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

...i've worked with an acoustics consultant named dick boehner...

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 5 points 8 hours ago

...that's mostly due to it being undercooked (or cooked-just-right in my opinion), which i learned the hard way after binging on a giant bag and fearing i needed to rush to the hospital until an absurdly-long-winded bout of flatulence relieved the pressure...

...if you overcook your broccoli it doesn't have the same effect...

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 1 points 8 hours ago

...i spent a summer internship working at an office where arby's curly fries were the only vegetarian food within walking distance; haven't been able to stomach them since...

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

...one morning when i was in college, my roommate and i realised we were grown-ups, so we went to the grocery store, bought two tubs of frosting, came back to our apartment, sat down with spoons-in-hand, and watched an afternoon of arthur c. clarke's myterious world on the sci-fi channel...

(ugh; never again)

...i learned the same lesson chewing a jumbo-pack of fruit stripe all-at-once four years later...

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

...every furry i've known has been a cool person: i'm not saying it's universal but the fandom tends to attract geeky fun-loving personalities and those are my favorite kind of people to play with...

...as for furry sexuality (which of course isn't strictly synonymous with the fandom): well, it may not be my jam but neither are men, so i don't feel any differently about it than i do corset-rippers or gay erotica; as long folks keep their kinks tastefully discreet, go with the gods...

^(really^ ^the^ ^only^ ^kink^ ^which^ ^gets^ ^under^ ^my^ ^skin^ ^is^ ^objectification^ ^/^ ^degredation^ ^/^ ^humiliation^ ^/^ ^exploitation,^ ^and^ ^that's^ ^sexuality-agnostic)^

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

...they are paying bounties on extra-judicial arrests...

bounties.

for arrest without trial.

...barring decisive impeachment and conviction in eighteen months, there is no way this doesn't end in blood and fire...

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 6 points 20 hours ago

...many times...

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 days ago

…the avalanche has already begun; it is too late for the pebbles to vote…

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

...pretty much everything by woody guthrie...

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

...yeah, the slob in that picture is pretty much me and i'm 220 on a bad day: seven-hundred-pound boss fights are much larger...

 

(spent six hours wrestling with AT+T's managed fiber connection last night, cursing like a naboo the entire time)

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Dice Bags (ttrpg.network)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by myrrh@ttrpg.network to c/rpg@ttrpg.network
 

...i need a really good bag for about eighty chessex-style dice: any better-suited options out there than the crown royal standard?..

 

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...how would you characterise dominate person cast with indefinite duration?..

...upcasting dominate person at eighth level can maintain up to eight hours with concentration, so i'd be inclined to consider twenty-four hours duration equivalent to a ninth-level spell, but perhaps i'm under-gauging the difference in power between eighth and ninth-level spells?..

...regardless, in this particular case it was cast with indefinite duration plus disadvantage on the saving throw against a hostile player character, which i'd like to translate into mechanical terms: maybe a ninth-level casting with heightened metamagic plus silvery barbs?..

...i'm playing with a DM who has a poor grasp of fifth-edition's mechanical balance and i'd like to help him understand just how adversarial his homebrew and houserule tendencies are leaning, especially for early tier-two gameplay...

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