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[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago

What would happen if you inseminated yourself with the replicator cum?

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago

Nothing, because the sperm would all be inanimate, and probably look like dead sperm under a less powerful microscope. They'd actually be more like approximately sperm shaped protein bubbles

[-] TheDrink@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago

You would get a baby made up of a totally average out sample of humanity, something like the-democrat or the-republican

[-] rhubarb@hexbear.net 19 points 15 hours ago

This again proves that Haus of Decline is leagues above any other internet comic artist

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 9 points 14 hours ago

I really hope she starts going to the Toronto comic arts festival, lol. There’s usually some webcomic artists there, and I’d really like to see how people react to Haus of Decline or PBF at an event like that lol

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 12 points 15 hours ago

The cum moustache

[-] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 11 points 15 hours ago

VOLCEL POLICE! Yes officer, the guy with the white mustache!

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 8 points 15 hours ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 8 points 15 hours ago
[-] sweet_pecan@hexbear.net 3 points 12 hours ago
[-] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 5 points 14 hours ago

Typical prudish Bajoran

[-] Facky@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago
[-] BigLenin@hexbear.net 10 points 14 hours ago

The replicator bases it off of cum samples from the holodeck.

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