Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos

I was flying on a plane and it was rough. Luggage was falling out of the overhead, drinks were flying. The guy next to me was a calm as a clam. He said he was an instructor at the air force academy. He said don’t panic till he does. I relaxed and calmly sat though the the remainder of the flight.

When we were getting off the plane, he told the pilot, “Jesus I thought we were goners.”

There isn't any God and when you die, you're just dead

And Heaven's just a fairytale to put you to the bed 

Sometimes I think about the chance that I'm wrong 

And then I close my eyes and just remember this song 

I said there isn't any God and when you die, you're just dead 

And Heaven's just a fairytale to put you to the bed 

There ain't nobody watching us 'cause nobody cares 

And in the end, we're living all alone

"stop being such an asshole" may have been the nicest thing anyone irl has said to me in a while

Someone complimented a shirt I was wearing, a long time ago. That was pretty cool.