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[–] user224 53 points 1 month ago

Canonical taking notes

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Now do it by displaying the video directly in the terminal (using colored blocks and the line delete feature like progress bars do) before it's executed.

Edit: Apparently, mpv can already be used for that, maybe you can use it as dependency :P

[–] far_university190@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

mpv written in c. C transpile to js using emscripten.

Can 100% use transpile mpv as dependency.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is it a rick roll? I hope it is a rick roll.

[–] PandaDEV@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Read the username backwards :)

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

VEDadnap? I don't get it.

Yes I'm being intentionally obtuse

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The user in the screenshot not the OP

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Note the second sentence where I thought I made it clear I was joking.

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I had to google "obtuse"

You're an angle over 90°

Me too.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Actually it in this instance it mea..... Ahhhhhhh hahahaha! You got me good!

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago

...XcQ, I have to assume it is.

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please take a screenshot next time

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

That's what really sells it. How low effort are we going to go?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

"For Windows only"

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man, now I want to see a "cursed terminals" thing take off like the "cursed UI" stuff did.

[–] ReversalHatchery@beehaw.org 8 points 1 month ago

on windows all terminals are cursed

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago