this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

Say it! SAY IT! whip crack

Say it!

“I-I’m the employee of the month.”

Who’s the best employee in the company? Who’s a greatly valued person? tugs on restraints

crying “I aaaam!”

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago

Therapists love this one trick

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeckGazer@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Your parents are proud of you.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 months ago

Red, RED!!!

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

Internalize compliments…

I like that. Goes beyond “learn to accept compliments”

You can effusively thank someone for a compliment and say “I take compliments“ but if you don’t internalize them…