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That's literately the headline. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And then Verizon lost a $2b contract with the FAA that went to Starlink.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

imagining attacking verizon which have been heaivly supporting the gop, especially on things like Net neutrality removal.

[–] pip@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah. About as expected. Must be really easy for the government to force minority workers to be fired with the excuse that "they're just undoing DEI". Because of course, no minority ever deserves their position anywhere /s jfc...