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life changed due to shrimp (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 months ago by Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I for once don't think it's fake. I was pretty hopeless until I rescue my dog from an abusive neighbour. Now I bought a fucking house just for her

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

Definitely fake, I ain't ever heard of a dog

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's the shrimple life

[–] couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

They do say shrimpin ain't easy

[–] grumt@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

dayum, I would make a fake and gay joke, but this is so fucking wholesome that I just cant

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The shrimp wouldn't like it if you did.

Also just too specific imo

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

I think it's the first time I tear up a little reading green text...

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago

If you can't do it for yourself, do it for the shrimp

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Dammit, if that's not gay, it should be! Because it's fucking fabulous!

I know, I know, we're supposed to say it's fake, and it could be. But folks, never, ever underestimate the power of passion and joy. It won't overcome everything, every time, but I'll be fucked if it doesn't help overcome yourself often enough that it's worth seeking.

[–] menemen@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Neocaridina are awesome creatures. Also pretty hardy, good for aquaristic newbies.

[–] Lasagna@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

https://theshrimp.cloud/