better so i guess
this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2025
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rookie mistake annon.
Time to go buy a framework desktop with 128 gigs of unified memory!
Unfortunately it's not shipping until Q3. What ~~am I~~ is anon meant to do in the meantime?
Sell their soul for a Mac Studio with M3 Ultra and 512 gigs of unified memory. (Or one with specs comparable to a maxed out Strix Halo)
A VPS could work in the meantime. It'll cost a pretty penny, but maybe that's manageable for the next few months.
My new girlfriend Nicole never replies 🙄
OMG, same!
Ha ha, what an idiot. Now, my totally legit online girlfriend also started ghosting me, but that was shortly before I heard about a raid in a pig butchering scam in Myanmar. Pure coincidence, I'm sure.
Time for a new Chinese online girlfriend
No need to go that far I have it on good authority there are hot babes in my area.
Oh no, Petunia!