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If I give you a tape measure, would you be able to tell me precisely how far your head is up your own ass ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just tried and I shoved it so far up my ass the tape measure was cumming out my mouth and then I cummed everywhere accidentally and my cat pooped on the floor. What was the question again?

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry I'm blind I can't see your response

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nope. Too tight

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

May I have a glance ?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does the tape measure have a flaired base?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Approximately negative three feet.

Wait, why do I have three feet hanging out of my ass?

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'll get the scissors

[–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes but remember any measurement requires an initial reference point.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

This is true