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What prevents trains from flying away? (lemmynsfw.com)
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I've never once seen anyone take preventative measure to keep them from flying away, but it never seems to happen. Maybe the media is brushing it under the rug like that time Joe Biden pooped his pants?

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[โ€“] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Trains can secretly camouflage themselves that's why this is going on

[โ€“] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

it all makes sense now. That's why there are so many train accidents where they crash into vehicles crossing the road. I was always taught growing up that we are supposed to place vehicles on railroad crossings to offer them up as a sacrifice to the train gods because if you please the gods by making the right offering it lowers egg prices.